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I'm Lord Faptaguise, and Kendall Schmidt is my sweetheart.
I like boybands and trannies and Japanese shit.

0nedirection-fanfics:

People left after One Direction’s opening act part, without even listening to Big Time Rush. 

That is just omfg. Who even does that? Who in their right mind spends $300 on a ticket for a twenty minute show? Now, yes, I love One Direction, but if you go to a Big Time Rush concert, you sit your ass down and you watch Big Time Rush. They’re just as talented, just as funny, just as attractive as One Direction. And the Rushers who went to the concert to see BTR, APPLAUSE TO YOU. I haven’t heard a damned thing about the Rushers booing One Direction or anything like that. They were respectful and kind and 4 for you, Rushers. You go Rushers. But the Directioners who just left after One Direction performed, you’re all a bunch of rude ass cunts. I’m so embarrassed to be a Directioner right now, you have no idea. The Rushers who spent tons of money to see their babies BTR, who settled for a seat in the very very back, just as long as they got to see them, they’re good people. The Directioners who shelled out 100’s for a front row seat, then left their seat, that’s just disrespectful. I could go on and on about this, but all I’m trying to say is that the Directioners who left, you all suck. 

Some girl called Kendall ugly and told him to get off the stage. 

How. Fucking. Dare. You. That is seriously low and disgusting and shameful. Kendall Schmidt, in my humble opinion, is a piece of sex, as are all the other boys. To call him ‘ugly’ is just horribly mean. And then to tell him to leave. How are you going to tell him to leave his own concert? If I had been at this concert and if I had heard this girl say that to Kendall, I would have smacked her across her face, no joke. Big Time Rush is the only reason One Direction is even in America right now. If you don’t like BTR, at least respect them for bringing 1D here, dumb bitch. 

Carlos Pena signed something for someone, and that person just threw it back at him. 

This. This makes me want to cry. If you’ve ever watched One Direction interviews, or seen their show, you’ll see how innocent, how happy Carlos is. Not to mention that he, too, is a piece of sex. To do that to such an innocent boy, who’s only performing to make you happy, is just awful. That’s low. There are no words for how disrespectful that is. If I had gotten something autographed by Carlos, you better believe I would have burst into tears of joy. Who in their right mind would be so ungrateful as to throw it back? A Rusher would have cried and screamed and left with the biggest smile on their face. How dare you just throw it back at him because he’s not Harry or Louis or Liam or Zayn or Niall. Selfish. 

Directioners were threatening to push Logan off the stage. 

Do it, bitch. I dare you. 

Logan Henderson is my baby, and if you push him off the stage, I’ll push you off the edge of the Earth. 

James Maslow took his dog named Fox outside to use the bathroom, and someone yelled “Get that thing back inside or I’ll shoot it”. 

Okay. It’s one thing to threaten BTR (and if you do that, you’re a bitch), but to threaten a dog. An innocent, adorable little puppy who hasn’t done a single thing wrong, who doesn’t even understand what’s going on, is just pathetic. It’s seriously the most disgusting, most ignorant thing you can do. Just because it’s James’ dog. If Louis had taken his pet dog out to pee, Directioners would have been all “OMG LOUIS YOUR PUPPY IS SO CUTE, OMFG AWWWW, LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF IT, HOW PRECIOUS!” To threaten a little puppy, a precious little animal, is just shameful and disgusting and horrible and just uahgaslf. 

I love One Direction, really, I do. And I love BTR to death. But honestly, I’m siding with Rushers on this. I’m still a Directioner, but some Directioners have seriously made me ashamed to be a Directioner. Some Directioners completely lack respect, and I can’t wait for this tour to be over so that all this drama ends. 

Please, guys. Can’t Rushers and Directioners just be friends? 

and lastly, let me just say that I’m not putting down ALL Directioners. just the ones who were acting immature and cunt-like at yesterday’s concert. ok. 

(Source: sowelaughat-nononothing)