Hookertown, USA

I'm Lord Faptaguise, and Kendall Schmidt is my sweetheart.
I like boybands and trannies and Japanese shit.

Oh yeah by the way I went to the Detroit concert.

I bought a 1D bracelet and a BTR T-shirt and poster.

It was really fun other than I had no leg room and I couldn’t see very well and the grannies around me were whining and getting mad at me for screaming.

Other than that, it was amazing and I had a great time. I didn’t see all that many people leave after 1D but I’m sure there was. Oh well, I don’t care, I had fun so I’m not gonna worry about it.